Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Great gooey gobbs...

ive been trying to think of that song we used to sing in the back of the big blue van that started with "Great gooey gobbs of gory greasy gopher feet...." and had a refrain that started with "and i forget my spoon, so they gave a ---- sandwhich..." can anyone help me out?

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Great green globs of gooey grimy gofer guts, mutilated monkey meat, da da da da da da da...
And I forgot my spoon, so give me a scab sandwich, mustard on top, green toe jam and camel snot--that's why they call it puke with sugar on top.

Anonymous said...

See, why do you want to go so far away to Japan where a passerby on the street could not finish that song for you? Breaks the heart...

Oscarson Photography said...

because no matter where i go ya'll are only a blog comment away!

mo said...

As the person sitting in the drivers seat and listening to several hundred rounds of this ditty, I believe it started with:

"Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, mutilitated monkey meat, da da da da da da da..." okay, thats all I remember. Let's do a Google search....
Ahh yes, several versions:

Greasey grimey gopher guts,
mutilated monkey meat,
little dirty birdie feet,
french fried eyeballs swimming in a pool of blood,
- and I'm without a spoon!
----

Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Petrefied porpose puss
great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
and me without a spoon
----

Scab sandwich puss on top
Monkey vomit, camel snot
Parrot eyeballs dipped in glue
Scab sandwich just for you!
----

Isn't the computer a wonderful tool, Spncer, for learning the essential things a person really needs to know. Glad to help.

Carrie Ann said...

Great green gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts

Mutilated monkey meat

Chopped up baby birdie feet

Mounds and mounds of (I can't believe I have forgotten)

All in a Mulligan stew

And me without a spoon (lift hat and shake it here...)

I just read the rest of the comments and now I'm nauseuos.

"Thanks a lot. Thanks for not picking me..."

Carrie Ann said...

That quote was from "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou" and I can never just say "thanks a lot" with out wanting to add "thanks for not picking me...." and pouting.

Suzie Petunia said...

No no no...

Great green globs of greasy grimy gofer guts, mutilated monkey meat, all purpose porpoise feet. Mounds and mounds of da da da da da da da and I forgot my spoon. Ok I guess I don't remember it either.

Carrie Ann said...

Mound and mounds of something something porpoise pus...

Oscarson Photography said...

all purpose porpoise feet???? are you serious? ok, i seriously feel sick after reading all of these comments. im sorry i asked.

Anonymous said...

Gopher Guts

Great green globs of greasy
Grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Little birdies dirty feet,
Great green globs of greasy
Grimy gopher guts,
And I forgot my spoon!

Great green gobs of greasy
Grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Itsy bitsy birdie feet,
French fried eye-balls,
Rolling down a muddy street,
And I forgot my spoon.

Great green gobs of
Greasy grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Saturated birdie feet,
All wrapped up in
All purpose porpoise pus.
And me without a spoon!

Gee whiz! But I got my straw!

Anonymous said...

For us it's the infernal and awful "Baby Bumblebee" song. When they get to the part about smushing the bee and then imitate licking the carcass off their hands I smile and know inside this is the curse my Mom warned me about when I sang it ad nauseum as a child and she said, "One day, YOUR kids will sing it incessantly, and it will drive you MAD! MAD, I tell you". Mother's are always right.

The second favorite is the song that goes, the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, they eat your brains and they spit them out. Followed by Flying Purple People Eater, Yellow Polka Dot Bikini, Witch Doctor, and Octopus's Garden(complete with dance moves).

I tormented my Mom with these same songs. I now know why she turned gray at a very young age.

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