So I was looking online for fun stuff to do for the fourth, and this random little ditty showed up in the listings...
"Taco Milagro
2555 Kirby Dr, Houston, TX Spend the Fourth of July on the patio at this gourmet Mexican eatery, teeming with successful, attractive singles."
What the--
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Taco Milagro means, "Miracle Taco". I'm thinking that if one successful, attractive single could dine at a Mexican eatery without cutting the cheese in front of another successful, attractive single, then it would indeed be a miracle.
By the way, are they posting Beauty pageant judges as bouncers at the door to check people for their attractiveness and successfulness before permitting them entry? I guess fat Moms dressed in Wal-Mart clothes like me are just out of luck if we want to partake of the pleasures of a Miracle Taco too.
Maybe the miracle is that when we walk in the door, we all become successful and attractive...and somehow single--hence, the place is just "teeming" with them.
I'm so confused... too many words... what am I missing?
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